Have you ever witnessed something happening on the street or in your life that you think would make a great story idea, perhaps a novel… even a song?
It’s likely crossed your mind at least once or twice.

This happens to me quite regularly and occasionally, just occasionally, I actually spring into action and move on the thought.
A few years back (pre-COVID era!), during a bike spin class, I was panting and dripping a salty-sweat river like a torrent over Niagara Falls.
Our energetic instructor Therese would sometimes keep our minds off the “pain” of a hard spin by telling little stories from her daily life.
It’s a little like – using an example from my former lab life – distracting children while putting a needle in their arm. There, that wasn’t so bad, was it? *where’s my sucker that you promised me?*
Anyway, her personal anecdote this time began simply while driving down a street in the small town of Penticton next door to our tinier town of Summerland.
Therese’s miniature dog Sugar sat next to her in the passenger seat as she drove along early one summer’s evening.
In passing, her eye (and Sugar’s too) was drawn to a young, shoeless man walking… bedraggled, head hung low, dragging himself along the sidewalk. A lonely island.
A true Samaritan-type, she checked in her rearview mirror, pulled to a rapid stop and backed up her car – Sugar barking excitedly – to ask if he needed some help.

Poking his head inside her window with a relieved smile, he gently stroked Sugar on the head, and almost knocked them both over with a wallop of 80-proof alcohol-breath.
And then next… well… for the rest of this story, you’ll need to pull up yourself, and listen to the country-twang song of this story that I hijacked from Therese as my own, then wrote and recorded.
I call it SLOW SPEED CHASE… I’ve always had a blast playing this song and enjoy the response I get from audiences when I get to the words… right down there by the old stripper’s bar…. (lyrics follow below)
(As a postscript, little Sugar passed on to puppy heaven a year and a half back at the age of 17 years, may his memory live on in this song)
SLOW SPEED CHASE
Words & Music – Larry Green
Verse 1
It was just before dark and I was driving back home
Barely noticed your outstretched thumb
So I glanced in my rear view mirror
I could see your tears beginning to come
When I caught that you had no shoes to wear
It pushed the brake that was my heart
Sugar barked at me c’mon let’s pull on over
Here’s a guy that we can’t discard.
Verse 2
You wobbled to my door with your bloodshot eyes
Through my window breathed a liquor shot
I said get in we’ll take you somewhere safe and warm
Someplace nearby that’s got a coffeepot
Y’ said, could ya help me find my buddy he’s around here somewhere
You should meet him He’s a real cool dude
He can suck back a beer while standing on his head
He can do it, even do it in the nude
CHORUS
It’s a Slow Speed Chase
Where the rubber hits the road
And if I just unload
I can catch him at this frantic pace
So I creeped on over to the other lane
The meter hit 15 I felt just fine
So I juiced it up to 20 my heart started to race
There’s no escapin’ from this Slow Speed Chase
Verse 3
Tears of joy started pouring down your cheeks
Can you take me down to Oliver you slurred
No I can’t but the bus depot will do you just fine
I can send you on your way on bus 39
Bridge – Slow and sweet
You and Sugar are the sweetest things I’ve seen,
He said since my last hot tender cruller
And a double double right now would sip so good
Even Better … better…
Even better than the last beer in my cooler
Verse 4
Just then your furry hairballed eyes did spy
That good ole boy that you were searchin’ for
You yelled, follow him, c’mon let’s catch that guy
Sugar barked out “yep” like Toto on the handlebar
CHORUS
It’s a Slow Speed Chase
Where the rubber hits the road
And if I just unload
I can catch him at this frantic pace
So I creeped on over to the other lane
The meter hit 15 I felt just fine
So I juiced it up to 20 my heart started to race
There’s no escapin’ from this Slow Speed Chase
Verse 5
We pulled up along beside his swerving wreck
You rolled your window down and hollered out some words
I couldn’t hear but they must have had the right effect
Cause he inched his beat up Chevy right over to the curb
I kinda slowed and came to a rollin’ stop
Right down there by the old stripper’s bar
You jumped out and poor Sugar looked so sad
He was teary when you slid drunk into his car.
CHORUS
It was a Slow Speed Chase
Where the rubber hits the road
And if I just unload
I can catch him at this frantic pace
So I creeped on over to the other lane
The meter hit 15 I felt just fine
So I juiced it up to 20 my heart started to race
There’s no escapin’ from this Slow Speed Chase

Mar 21, 2021 @ 08:07:27
Well done Mr. Chapin….I mean Mr. Green…..shades of Taxi there i.e. a great story…..nicely done!!! Got me to thinking about Bluegrass music….why you ask??? Because Bluegrass is all about stories….lyrics so simple and expressive of daily life of simple folk. Check out the great Bill Monroe-Father of Bluegrass-singing about his uncle Pen…..who would have ever thought that a song about some dude’s uncle would become a signature tune of a whole genre of music and become one of the great Bluegrass classics:
Keep up the great music Larry…..you are a prolific writer and story teller through your songs.
Peace
Jim
Mar 23, 2021 @ 13:19:51
… and it’s too bad that those boys don’t know how to play their instruments or sing harmonies too! Love those a cappella breaks. Thanks for your comparison to Harry Chapin, James… a finer compliment couldn’t be afforded me, and one I’ll keep working towards deserving at twice his age. Never too late for an old dog to learn new licks (guitar or mandolin!) 😉
Mar 23, 2021 @ 13:22:06
And BTW Jim… the line in the my song about the guy drinking a beer while standing on his head ??? You just might remember who I’m referring to… although I never saw him do it in the nude!! LOL
Mar 23, 2021 @ 14:27:26
Oh yeah…”Uncle B” was a master at the art of beer drinking upside down on his noggin and I recall a couple of others engaging in the behaviour too…..two of those being engaged in this blog dialogue this very moment… 🙂
Jim